30 Rock, 8 p.m., NBC
The first episode of the last season. I am going to savor every second of this like it is the most expensive glass of wine I have ever been served.
Person Of Interest, 9 p.m., CBS
I am liking the humanization of the machine — although it is a little weird, I have to admit. It’s like Finch invented his mother, almost. And I totally do not understand anything ‘Root’ says — can’t figure that out at all — but I love the laser focus of Reese on finding his ‘friend.’ Reese has a huge heart, and now that he has a dog, well, he is officially the perfect man.
Prank My Mom, 10:30 p.m., Lifetime
This is a sneak peek of a new “10 episodes of the series that will feature sons and daughters targeting their mothers with pranks including setting up a blind date from hell and more.” It is hosted by Vivica A. Fox. Tonight, “A mother meets her daughter's new boyfriend; a mother must help her child retrieve a sex tape; a mother meets her daughter's new employers.” As a mother, I find none of this amusing.